"Can We Guess Who You Are in Only 20 Questions?" Quiz
Well, at least I still have my good looks, gray eyes, and sense of humor. Goodbye, hair.

I almost forgot today was Monday! #MCM and I are kinda pretty sometimes 😍

Adrienne and I were so ready for lake time that never happened.

I miss him already ❤

askdeadpoolthings:

Well it’s a good thing I can’t die amIright?

(via coolyourjetsbennie)

"BITCH ME TOO!! The fuck?"
— me agreeing with someone (via lohanthony)

(Source: du4ne, via coolyourjetsbennie)

willnobilis:

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

hyenaspotz:

@WorstMuse

I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.

"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.

There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.

Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.

"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…

She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.

ok but this is marvelous

Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful

Wait…I have seen this anime. I know how it ends.

(Source: jabletown, via razzledazzleflux)

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via peter-pan-and-wendy-darling)

wearry:

we use the word “aesthetic” in place of the word style now.. the word style is literally going out of style.

(via 27teacups)

(Source: husssel, via colondee)

  • men in bars: wow I sure hope this girl doesn't reject me
  • women in bars: wow I sure hope that guy looking at me isn't a literal murderer